This whole bean coffee is a premium dark roast which is 200% stronger than your average, run of the mill coffee. Strong, robust, flavorful, and sure to keep you up for days on end. Available in one-pound bags. Sold on Amazon.
Made from a high-quality spandex blend, these bikini bottoms will surely attract otherworldly attention. Printed throughout the entire surface is a photorealistic resemblance of a galaxy. Sold on Etsy.
The Triforce, representing power, courage, and wisdom, is a sacred force which much be protected from evil. This triforce lamp works as a desk lamp as well as a hanging lamp. Keep this sacred source of power safe from the evil Ganondorf by holding it in your home. Sold on Etsy.